Garfunkel and Oates rap “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche” live at The Gothic in Denver on June 25, 2011. We roll into the bar ’cause that’s how we do Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce Operator, can you help me make this call? We’re laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing And I’m liking the direction this night is going But then I look up and something has changed Everyone around us looks fucking deranged I look to my left, I look to my right Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight With supertight abs and supertan skin I swear this ain’t the club that I walked in Then the techno music starts to play And the room smells like Axe body spray I’m like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear Please tell me what the hell happened here Yo, it ain’t pretty but you know it’s the truth This party just took a turn for the douche For the douche, for the douche For the motherfuckin’ douche Thought it was a perfect party Now it’s just a lot of Ed Hardy This party just took a turn for the douche I guess I can’t beat em so I’m gonna join ‘em Need some douche phrases and I’m gonna coin ‘em Place my Bluetooth in and I’m on my way Gonna be a motherfuckin’ douchebag today Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree Wax off my chest like Mr. Miyagi Get a Chinese tat, don’t know what it means But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens Don’t need sleeves on my shirt, just rip ‘em off …
